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Harbin
Well, in Harbin - Hooray!
This place is so cool (well, freezing, but I am British so i'm allowed to complain about the weather when i am wearing over 20 items of clothing and its -20 or so outside!).
Today we managed to knock off a few more items on the "things to do when its cold outside list". Having been skiing in Changchun, today we "skated" across the HJ river (no iceskates needed!), went for a ride in a slegh (pulled by a horse - they had dog drawn ones, but didnt fancy them - the poor dogs looked healthy enough, but they seemed content sitting on their blankets and not being eaten - in the supermarkets in Changchun -and probably here- they had prepackaged dogs heads for sale - yummy!) and went bobsleighing. It wasnt really bobsleighing exactly, but it involved sitting on something while careering down a big icy slope.
We went around the ice festival park and tried the same trick without anything to sit on but the seat of my pants. It didnt work quite as well and left me feeling a bit numb and cold!
The ice festival thingy here is really cool. We got to the park at 3-25, paid our Y10 and entered just before the prices trebled. It was really amazing - all these really cool sculptures made out of pure ice - and loads of them. We walked around the mini Collosseum/ Ampithetre thing from Rome, the Parthenon from Greece (my spelling isnt so great today!) and a miniture version (still large) of the forbidden city. After an hour or so, we still hadnt managed to get round half the park (its not big - just so many things to look at) and it was getting dark. It made the stuff really hard to see, so they had all these lights in the ice, or under the ice to illuminate them. They had either drilled holes (most likely) or built the sculptures around them. It was so magical. There was this really big ferris wheel which went so high I was petrified before we were even 4 foot of the ground. I must confess i dont really have much faith in Chinese engineering, and less so when i can see into peoples apartmnents on the 27th floor! But, once I had calmed down a little I managed to enjoy the view, and the guy running the thing was really nice - he asked if we wanted to stay on for another go for free, bless him, but we were a little scared by the first go so we decided not to push our luck!
There was also this HUGE ice sculpture of the Shenzhou 5 rocket (the one the chinese sent up to space). It was done in such a way that you could climb this really huge ice staircase and slide down it, except it looked really dangerous from far away and they had blocked the entrance to it to prevent foolhardy idiots (like myself!) having a go. There was a maze and just everything was really cool.
The weird thing about being up here in Harbin is that it is really close to the border with Russia. Vladivostock (sp?) is only about 150 miles or so from here and everyone keeps talking to me in Russian. It they are not talking to me in russian or calling me a "lao moazhi" (sp?) - a "hairy one" as the Russians are known here! - they are laughing at my trousers. Now, i know my jeans have two large rips in them belkow the knee, but if Im leaving for warmer climes soon and wont be taking much with me, whats the point of gettiong new, badly fitting (chinese!) jeans? Especially if Im wearing 2 or more pairs of thermals underneath them? Yes, i have been using this argument for the last 6 months, but still . . .!
After looking at a decent map of China I realised that on the train it will take a long time to get down to Vietnam from Harbin. I am about as far north as anybody would want to go in China and then I'm off tp the southern most part. i am NOT going by hard seat for four days on a train, so I'm off to Guangzhou for some SARS on a plate. Bring on the warmer weather!
Keep sane!
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I hate really slow and crap computers!
Still not in Harbin yet - will go tomorrow. Have been skiing though - nothing like having the life scared out of you when going down the "baby slopes" shouting rude words to the wind. Thankfully, i have all limbs still attached and in working order - I only fell over once and that was on the ski lift! Oh dear. Maybe I wont take it up as a professional hobby!
Its still cold here - it snowed yesterday evening, but Harbin will be even colder. I dont think ill be venturing too much outside! -30 is a little scary! At least eveywhere you go inside is warm, and it isnt really as bad as you might imagine!
Anyway, take care! And Happy New Year (again! - the year of the monkey!)
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Its grim up north!
Well, its cold, um, colder and then a little colder than I ever thought possible. Currently in Changchun in Jilin province I would not consider leaving a bilding without wearing at least 7 layers of clothes, two hats and a decent pair of mittens. At least up here although its cold places have heating.
Staying at the college where Andy will start teaching next term. Its really weird - they have more than 2 foreign teachers (from many places) and there are lots of really strict rules like no smoking anywhere on cmpus outside the flat, no sitting on desks, no drinking alcohol before the lesson/ coming to teach hungover and being seen as "presentable". Our other college actually seemed to encourage all of the above (except the sitting on desks thing!). They have rules here - very weird!
Getting here was a nightmare in itself. Seeing as although there are 2 direct trains to Beijing from Suzhou every day, it was surprising that only 3 sleeper tickts were available for a population of over a million. These three tickets could only be sold on the day in case someone "important" needed them!!! We forced the college to make a car available to take us two hours up the road to Xuzhou. We had finished our contract, needed to get to Beijing (my passport was there) and didnt want to wait around for goodness knows how long untill tickets could become "available" (we had been trying ourselves for a week!). We managed to get all the luggage (about 14 bags/ over 100kgs! between three people (not all mine - homest!) into the car and onto the train which was a mission in itself, as far as a night in a hotel in Beijing and then back on the train again. I am never helping Andy and Nancy move house again - ever! (They still have twice as much stuff at her mom's house!)
We got to beijing, got stuff sorted like marriage certficates/ embassy stuff for A and N, visas for me, vso stuff, visiting people, changing chinese money into travellers checks (a nightmare but possible at the really huge bank of china, not too far from the friendship store if you can handle ridiculous amounts of beurocracy and walking from one counter to another with no apparant reason you CAN change the money - hooray! It did involve bringing out every peice of paper and receipt and experts card/ resisdence permit, contract from work passport and photocopies of all the above and my dental records. You just have to smile as to how anything does get done, but I suppose it gives people jobs!)
A night involving far too much beer, vodka, baileys, bijou (ths one confused me - why did I voluntairiyl choose to drink the stuff? Why did I suggest getting a bottle?) and far too many tequilas later, a bad hangover was starting to form as I made my way onto the train north.
So here i am for the next few days. Going to try out skiing at some point soon, then Harbin's ice festival and then (hopefully!) some Vietnamese sunshine. Yeah!
Feeling happy
Love and sunshine
Jo
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Leaving Suzhou
After 12 months here it is finally time to pack up my things and leave. Its really weird to have my bursting rucksack sitting in my room and to know that I will not sleep in "my" bed again, but also really exciting.
Just to wish all of you a happy new year and a cool spring festival. Next stop - Harbin!
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Birthday Princess
Got back from Beijing this morning at 4 am after spending a wicked xmas there – I ate turkey, boogied on tables while (very!) drunk and spent far too much money. But, since that is what xmas is all about, so be it!
I suppose I should elaborate, although it already seems so long ago! Rocked up in Beijing about 8 am xmas day and had a mild panic attack when we couldn't find Emily (D’s new gf ) ‘s phone working. Decided to go to our prearranged meeting place and try and phone her from there, which (thankfully!) worked. Had a couple of beers and went to Xmas Day mass at the British Embassy. The last time I went to Chuch for Christmas was Midnight Mass about 7 years ago – in fact, that's probably the last time I went to Church. But, being the good little Christian girl that I am, and finding the prospect quite exciting. D, Em and I went to the pub for a hot chocolate (sooooo yummy!) and a couple of beers before heading over to the GB Embassy where, upon showing our passports we were admitted to the little side chapel. Dave had his huge rucksack, I had my fulled to the brium slightly smaller bag and the three of us looked like the great unwashed (after the ovenight trains!). We got such dirty looks from some of the people there (the “regulars”) which quite surprised us, but most surprising in an embassy of the Bristish Government and representative of the Queen abroad was that it was a Catholic Mass given by a Canadian Franciscan clergyman. Do any other brits find that a little weird? The weirdest thing was that most of the people there in the GB Embassy were American/ Canadians! We sang some xmas carols (in the dirgiest way possible – we tried to lighten the mood a little – “Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem” used to be quite an uplifting tune whenI was a child! – but we got stared into submission!). I realised that I had forgotten all the “responses” expected from such a service, but it was quite enjoyable anyway and the priest seemed quite cool.
After the service we went to an “English Pub” where we had booked our Xmas dinner. A short phonecall to Tom later, E’s co-volenteer/placement partner – also in Beijing – who was working and aboiut to tuck into a tasty bowl of noodles, we tucked into our Turkey Dinner (no sprouts though I’m afraid!). It was yummy! The only weird part was that when we asked for some custard for our apple pie dessert (no xmas pud) they brought along two ittle bowls of gravy! We got the custard in the end and I was in my element!
A bottle or two of decent wine later we decided that, in traditional Christmas style an afternooon nap (it was 4 pm!) was called for and off we retired to continue the festivities later.
The next day we changed hostels (D and E weren’t impressed by the fact that their “double room” consisted of a private room with two bunk beds!) We found (after a lot of searching!) a different hostel with a cheap(ish) bar next to it on San Li Tun (the main bar street). Of course, we had to check it out, snd many hours later made the horrendously long journey from bar to bed, without having to even leave the building. Sweet!
The next day or two were spent in equal decadence! T was “housesitting” for a friend of T and D’s so we availed him of his hospitality, purchased the final Lord Of The Rings (Return of the King) and slobbed. Um, so that was our Xmas weekend away!
Returned to Suzhou this morning as birthday girl. It does feel very weird tyo be 23 – again! Having spent over 11 of the last 12 months here being 23 due to the Chinese ageing thing, I cant quite grasp still being 23. Where did those two weeks of being 22 go? If I stick to the traditional Chinese ageing thing I think I will be 24 with the New Year at the end of January, by which time I should be well on my way home! After a short very early morning “catnap” I restarted my exams at 10am and continued them till well gone 5pm, except a couple of tea breaks and a quick lunch with a student. If another person cpomes up with a phrase such as “I don't like winter because it is cold, summer is very hot and the spring is best because it is not too hot nor too cold and there are flowers” I will scream! If some students can tell me how to make chocolate, why problems exist over China joining the WTO; why they are 30 years old, married and have a six year old child, which I am not to tell anyone (A weird one by me as well!); and give justifiable reasons why Bush should not have invaded Iraq why can some students give anything other than the reply “yes” when asked “how are you today”?
Having a birthday in the holiday period I don't think I have ever worked on my birthday before, either being in school and/or swapping shifts to get it off work. Having felt horrendously homesick during the run up to Christmas, now that it is over, I feel once again quite settled here and in much less of a hurry to return home. To me it seemed very natural to have a weirded out birthday. I have even eaten lots of exciting new foods and done things with them that my mother would not be proud of! After deciding that I probably would eat dog if it were put in front of me, then deciding, after seeing the dead dogs strung out that I wouldn’t, I actually ate dog this evening at a banquet. Now, in justification in my mind, many people eat beef or parts of cows, that most Hindus would find horrendous and against what they know. At the same time, many Jews and Muslims will not eat pork. I see it in a similar, if not religious way. It is a cultural thing which people must make up their own minds about, and apologies if I have offended you. But it did taste REALLY nice!
We did also consume a lot of beer, so by the time the birthday cake came out, candles had been lit, sogs sung and the cake cut, it seemed, well, appropriate being in China to do as the Chinese do. Yep – you guessed it – cake fight! My clothes are covered in random bits of cream and I still have chunks in my hair, but it was sooo much fun. I thoroughly recommend throwing cake on your birthday, as long as you are not wearing your best clothes and your mother isnt about! And I even had the foresight to remove the beautifully decorated monkey (my sign) from the top of the cake to munch on. Yeah! I’ll be eating cake of my clothes for weeks!
The prize for the weirdest Birthday present I have received has to go to one of my favourite students (who also shares the same birthday!). I gave her a nicely typed out copy of one of my favourite poems in a nice birthday card (yes – I am a cheapskate – but its educational!) and she gave me some, erm, chicken. I don't think I’ve ever been given a chicken for my birthday before, but she does come from Fuli (famous for its chickens locally).
We eventually retired to Andy’s flat (the only flat out of three with a working heater!) and decided to have a tipple or two more. And here I am.
Question – when does your birthday end? Andy says its when you go to bed on your birthday, but I reckon I can be a birthday princess for another 10 hours or so – until midnight in the country of your birth?
Sweet dreams!
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Beijing and stares in the square.
We’ve done it! This evening we managed to attract the largest group of weirdo Chinese people yet, while doing the very interesting actions of standing in the town square waiting for Nancy’s nephew and niece to finish their go on little bumper cars. There must have been a crowd which grew to almost a hundred people who had come to look and see what the laowei were doing. When Dave got out the mouse he had just bought (a little toy on a string that moves like a real mouse!) and started screaming in the name of entertainment, instead of increasing thankfully they started to leave. Maybe they got scared? Or maybe they realised that the 300 people on the other side of the square doing line dancing at 8-30 at night were far more interesting? This was followed by a “party” in one of the classrooms, put on by one of my classes. As usual, this involved sitting behind one of the immovable rows of desks, eating a lot of seeds and watching lots of the students do karaoke, before being dragged, kicking and screaming, up to the front of the classroom to sing a song. Usual night then!
Got back this morning (4-20) from Beijing where I disappeared to for the weekend. By all accounts Owen (the under boss) wasn’t very happy when inquiring of David where I had gone. At 4-30 on Friday afternoon David and Andrew were informed that we were expected to teach make-up lessons on the weekend for the lessons we would not be teaching next week due to the week-long worker’s day holiday. Oops! Well, it wasn’t until Friday that they decided that the holiday would start on Tuesday! I’m still not sure whether or not I am expected to teach the teachers tomorrow afternoon, but since I am off to Yangshou, near Guillin in the morning I somehow don’t think it will happen. Oh dear. I am just hopeful that getting to Guillin will not be as much of a mission as getting to Beijing was. I’d managed to get a ticket for the Thursday night-train (Dave returning the favour of a few weeks ago when I taught his Friday class) but had managed to only get hold of an unreserved seat ticket. This was a bad omen, but I convinced myself that I would be able to upgrade on the train, only to be met with a chorus of “mei you”s (no have) and the usual 70 people in the carriage for every seat available. Out come option two – find the dining cart and bribe them to let me sit there for a night, again with little affect, so I settled myself into the sink (a space I only had to share with two other people and six sacks of Dan Shan pears – roomier than usual!) and prepared myself for the long journey ahead (about 10 hours). You cannot believe how happy I was when the conductor/ carriage guard person found me after about an hour and a half of this and informed me that there was an available bed in the sleeper carriage if I paid to upgrade. I could have cried. Now, I have nothing against slumming it, traveling with the ordinary people in chaos, but when choiced with a nice bunk and room to move my elbow, I know what I’d take any day! Money is a wonderful thing! Arriving in Beijing I was informed that there were no reserved tickets available for the journey back and was faced with a repeat process of the same journey in reverse. I could of screamed, but instead chose to book my journey back through the hostel I was staying at 9for a charge, naturally) who always seem to have a lot more influence when it comes to tickets that are “sold out”. Very strange! So, finally in Beijing I decided to see some of the sights I had missed out on previously. It was great – it seemed as if, except for the huge tour groups which were easy to spot and even easier to avoid) I was the only person there (with Roger Moore on audio to keep me company!). Maybe it was something to do with the fact that it was minus 300 degrees and pouring down with rain, the floor covered in puddles big enough to swim through, but with a place as impressive as the forbidden city, nothing can make it seem any less impressive. Thankfully, the next day wasn’t quite so wet as I traipsed round the Summer Palace. It was so impressive, but so huge I nearly died of exhaustion. The lake in the middle is almost 3 square km, and I ended up walking nearly all the way around it. Thankfully I was left with enough energy to go out that eveningt and enjoy all the mod cons and ex-pat luxuries that places like Beijing has. There is nothing like drinking proper beer, or vodka and dancing the night away to Kylie, before getting back to the hostel at 5 am and playing chess. Badly. It doesn’t work quite so well when you are playing against a person who doesn’t drink so is completely stone cold sober. At least I one the second game (although it lasted a lot longer than the three moves of the first game!), but not without a lot of help! Because I failed to get up very early that day I also failed to make the opening hours of the Mao-soleum mausoleum – whoops!
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A Day In The Park
A Grand day out with Yuki and Sushi!
I was going to tell you all about my week, but I’ve had such an exciting Sunday, I mat as well talk to you about that. After an entire day yesterday when I did absolutely nothing but sleep, watch TV, play on the computer and do some cross-stitch (long story) it was nice to get up early for the first “English Corner” of the term. The sun was out and there were loads of students from the English Association, our classes and other departments around to chat to, about whatever they wanted to. The aim of English corner is to give the students a place where they can go to practice their English, preferably with each other, but today we had the usual arrays of what is your name, where are you from, do you like Chinese food, etc, as well as an in depth conversation with an eight year old boy about Harry Potter. It was so cool – here was this 8 year old that could speak better English than most of my students! I even lent him my Harri Potter book! Goodness knows how he will get along with it! It took him 3 weeks to read the Chinese version! There was also a teacher from the PE department and an old man from somewhere who could speak a bit of English, and loads of passers by, including many parents with their children who came to investigate and listen in. It’s nice when you feel that you are actually here for a reason – when all these people have come to talk to you of their own free will. So that was really cool, as was my first middle school visit.
David picked up a “random” a while ago, who appears about once a week and brings us gifts (hence the cross-stitch!). She is a teacher at one of the middle schools, so this week I went visit her class. I presume the size of the class she usually teaches is about 50 - all the students sitting two to a desk on small wooden benches. All these students kept appearing in the classroom until you physically couldn’t fit another soul in the classroom so some students stood outside and looked through the window, all excited to have a loawei in their school and wondering why. I introduced myself to the 150/200 odd students in the class (the benches for 2 people managed to fit at least four, although it was pushing it a bit!) and got them to ask me questions (who needs a lesson plan?). For those that were shy I took a bag of sweets with me, and people who asked questions got sweets. This only became a problem when I through a jelly to a student and it hit her before exploding everywhere! Afterwards I must have written in about a hundred English books – all the students wanted my signature and I had so many books pushed on me I thought at one stage there was going to be a riot! It was great – I felt just like a film star! I was even sent a car to pick me up from college!
That evening David, Andrew, Nancy and I were invited out for a meal with Kate (the random), the head teacher and some other teachers from the school, along with the driver. It was time once again for pigs’ ears, cicadas (big insecty things – stir fries with spicy and a little crunchy for my liking), some wild rabbit and the usual assortment of fish, sour cabbage soup, intestines and my absolute favourite – sweetcorn! Even after being here since January and having eaten pretty much anything that flies or walks on two, four, six or eight legs I still want to vomit when I see and smell sweetcorn. Some things never change!
The wine we drank at the meal was just a tasted for the amount of alcohol we would be drinking that evening. Returning to the college we called up some of Dave’s students (who I taught last term) for a drinking session. Because they live in dormitories and the dormitories are locked after midnight, they would usually get into trouble returning late, so we accompanied them back to ensure that they had no problems getting back in. The guard was fast asleep with the gates wide open at 2 in the morning, so we all went to say hello to his dorm-mates. One of them was on the phone to his girlfriend, so I did the most embarrassing thing I could think of to him – I had a chat with her, only to discover that she is one of my first year students. Bless them! Most of the students are forbidden to have boyfriends/ girlfriends by their parents, so there’s nothing quite like a bit of matchmaking to end an evening!
Oh yeah – back to Sunday afternoon. Had another meal with Kate today – she had invited us to have a meal with her family when we had mentioned that we might go to the park this weekend. Since she lives in the park her brother met us at the gate, and we met all her family. It was the first time that I had ever been to the house of a “real” Chinese person, and didn’t now what to expect. At first I was a little horrified at the conditions in which they live, then realised that they were quite well-off (it was the one room which we were shown into that was really bare and empty) and that it wasn’t that bad (though must be freezing in the winter) when we had the tour. It was still quite an eye-opener for me though when you realize how fortunate you are, etc, etc. Her father cooked us a big meal and opened the bijou. Being a girl, I managed to avoid the bijou challenge (the challenge being to drink any at all!), but David and Andrew weren’t that fortunate. Nothing quite like hard spirits with your Sunday lunch at one in the afternoon. Kate’s 16 year old brother was poured a glass by their father, but his mother quickly removed it. All mothers around the world are the same! Then out came the photo albums before a stroll around the park.
The great thing about the park is that it’s not just a park, but a museum and an amusement park as well. We had a tour of the museum – a museum about the life of a great soldier from Suzhou who fought against the Japanese but whose life was tragically cut short at the young age of 37 and whose wife is a heroine for being married to such a great hero who did so much for China, etc, etc. Might be in the next edition of the Lonely Planet? Or not! There were a few other people milling about, one of who spoke German so naturally tried to speak in German to us. Bearing in mind that it has been over 6 years since I last spoke any German, my German’s not that much better than my Chinese at the moment! It was pretty cool (and unusual!) anyway.
After our brief introduction to Suzhou’s local historical figures we decided to sample some of Suzhou’s activities. Many of you know about extreme sports – hang gliding, bungee jumping, parachuting, etc. China has its own version – water tractors! They are a bit like the little paddle boats you get on lakes in the UK and on the beaches abroad – you cycle like you would a bike, but you are sitting on a big plastic tractor that is full of holes and rusting, and which you are convinced, is liable to collapse at any moment. Although it may have been safer than the paddleboats we went on – you have to avoid the one that’s sunk in the middle of the river! These activities were just a warm up for doing possibly the scariest thing I have ever done in my life – getting on to a Chinese roller coaster. I really should know better, having lived by a fun fair with one of the worst safety records in the UK for most of my life, but figured that I had insurance if anything went wrong. (Although now I realize that if something had gone wrong it would have meant certain death or at least a trip to the local hospital - not a pleasant prospect!). The rust growing on the supports for the coaster, and on the carriages just added to the excitement, but we were more concerned with the carriage leaving the rails whenever a corner in the track appeared. I still enjoyed it, so much so that I tried another roller coaster – one where my cart actually stopped and had to be pushed! We skipped the house of horrors this time, but went on the bumper cars instead. At least in China you are actually allowed to bump the cars into each other (although the concept of a seatbelt is yet to emerge!) Because Kate and her brother and neighbour live in the park, we got to go on all the rides for free, and then we had our photo taken with a big stone elephant at the gate of the park. There was a couple getting their wedding photos taken in the park – when they moved to another place to take a photo, the bride hitched up her skirt to reveal a black pair of trousers under her wedding dress! Maybe I just don’t get it!
The three of us are having a competition at the moment, inspired by our trip to the park. We all bought fish from the woman who sells fish outside, and are taking bets on how long they will live. I reckon Dave’s might go the whole two weeks – he has a much bigger fish tank than either me or Andy, but we will have to wait and see. Seeing as I don’t have Pippin the dog anymore, at least now I have my fish to talk to – Sushi and Yuki (Yu meaning fish). Here’s to hoping they last a bit longer than Alcon, my last fish who had a watery grave. These ones are bigger, so if they die they might block up the toilet! The taxi driver must have thought we were all a bit loopy, with our fish in bags and tanks, water splashing everywhere while he drove like a maniac over the huge potholes in the road. Or maybe just another ordinary day in the life of a local taxi man? Next week I should have some lessons, which I am excited about. Last week I taught only two classes, since all of my students had their military training. They spent all day, everyday, marching about the campus, being yelled at by soldiers. Rather them than me! It did look pretty cool though.
Anyway, that just about sums up this week in the life of Jo.
Hope everything is cool wherever you are.
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